Sunday, November 01, 2009

2013

disclaimer: during the writing of this blog entry, I'm in the province with crappy internet, and people who love watching pinoy big brother... I apologize for writing a blog entry while watching Pinoy Big Brother... it is a mortal sin, I know... because it pretty much messes with my already messed up mental processes...

I was able to watch the Nostradamus 2012 documentary yesterday.. and for those who're unaware.. the documentary was basically a bunch of nostradamus experts kissing his ass and proclaiming that the drawings from the lost book or something precisely describes when the world will end...

and yeah... it sucked balls...

c'mon.. a wheel with eight spokes can mean a lot of things! but apparently.. they'd rather interpret that as December 21, 2012 where the celestial crosses of whatever will meet.. and the day the world will end.. in some respects I'd accept that.. cause supposedly the Aztec calendar supports that claim.. well I haven't studied the Aztec calendar.. sooooooo yeah... whatever.. I'm watching the Finnish chick entering the pinoy big brother house.. sooooo my brain is working at 10%..

okay.. I'll press mute on the TV..

anyway.. whatever nostradamus said or whatever the drawings on nostradamus' book could mean a lot of things.. it's all about suggestibility.. its like a bunch of Tupac fanatics discovering the line "yes, I'm alive we be missin you" from a back masked version of his songs... YES! MAKAVELLI LIVES!

but yeah.. nostradamus experts sound more preposterous than the prophecies themselves.. they're practically saying that nostradamus' reputation is great and that his word tells us of our impending doom... AND SHIT

yeah.. sure.. nostradamus is a much more credible source than modern scientific studies..

also.. the show speaks of the 3rd antichrist.. the successor to the likes of Napoleon Bonaparte and Adolf Hitler.. wait.. was it bonaparte? really? I dunno.. I blame Pinoy Big Brother..

the show suggests that Osama Bin Laden is the 3rd antichrist.. cause they keep on showing vignettes of his face and the war in the middle east.. that's just bullshit.. and we all know by now why there is a war in the middle east...

yes... because America wants to rule the world! and because that part of the globe is rich in oil and the only way they can get the oil is by waging a war there.. cause they can't just go to Nigeria and take the oil there...

but I don't have to worry about the antichrist anyway.. cause I'm a Bhuddist..

anyway.. another bullshit interpretation was the arch under the wheel was reminiscent of the arc of the covenant.. that God won't destroy the world with water anymore.. but this time he'll use fire.. WHAT THE FUCK! that's just.. stupid.. c'mon.. seriously? a statement like that was given screen time on a documentary?!

also.. they spoke of the 13th zodiac sign.. the serpent bearer.. the one between Sagittarius and Scorpio.. and how it was supposedly on the center of the milky way.. or the dark void.. or whatever.. and how it was removed because it was the 13th zodiac sign.. but then I thought.. why the fuck would they remove the sign between Sagittarius and Scorpio?! when they can remove the last one.. which is Capricorn.. I think..

yeah.. the documentary was full of crap.. but the idea that we only have 3 years left to live tells us to seize the moment.. we'll die in a few years time.. might as well make the most of it and not just sleep all day..

because we can get all the sleep when we die...

16 comments:

Benedict Ayonon said...

NICE FINISHING LINE. :)

kenneth punta ka nov14 teenpreneur bazaar sa megamall ulit.

Monica Anne Fernandez said...

kenneth! i watched it too. :)) guess what i eventually did during the documentary. I SLEPT. hahahahahhaa. :))

MITCHIE murillo said...

BLAH BLAH BLAH. :))

Panyarak Roque said...

cheers to life. hahaha

Mikko dC said...

Mukha ka namang tulog kahit gising ka eh. HE HE. =))

Mikko dC said...

LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE (x100) =))))

MITCHIE murillo said...

BALIW. EPEKTO NG BAGSAK =)))

Mikko dC said...

Nostradamus is overrated if you ask me.
So what if his predictions hold true most of the time?!
Does that mean it's always the case?!

Oh wait. Oo ata? Hahaha. Shet, we're gonna die! :)))
Whole load of bullshit. :))

Anyway, must you hate PBB so? Our maids happen to like the show, my good friend. =))

Mikko dC said...

Hinde, 'yun lang kasi usual feeling ko 'pag binabasa ko mga pinagtatayp ni Kenneth. Naka-relate ako sa comment mo eh. Joke. =)) Pero totoo. =)))

Lipat ka na sa UST, friend. :))

MITCHIE murillo said...

IDOL KO NGA KAYO SA PAGBBLOG EH.
WHY?
IT'S COZ I UNDERSTAND ONLY HALF OF WHAT IT SAYS SA SOBRANG DEEP =)))))


KIDDING :))))))))

MITCHIE murillo said...

AYAKO! =))

Mikko dC said...

Idol din kita sa paglilipat-lipat!
'Di lang ng tirahan, pati school!

Wahahaha. Peace bhie with you =))

MITCHIE murillo said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! MIKKKOW! OO NGA. GRABE. BALAK NGA NI DADDY IDEPORT AKO SA BICOL EH!

Mikko dC said...

Kamusta naman 'yon, magiging bisaya ka nanaman. =))

MITCHIE murillo said...

BICOLANO. HAHAHA. AYOKO NAAAAAA :(

Mikko dC said...

'Yun na rin 'yun! =))