aristocrat

I'm not miserable... I'm just too lazy to get out of this self-induced coma...

I hate the rain... I hate the cold breeze.. I hate the dark..

well I'd be a hypocrite to say I hate everything cold...

cause... y'know...

anyway... I don't like the current lineup of presidentiables... I just saw the result of the Facebook poll.. the one where I was the only one in my group of friends who answered Manny Pacquiao...

and I was actually serious with my choice...

Manny Villar doesn't need to be president... he can help the poor without a position in the government.. the guys in his infomercial said it "hinde pa siya presidente noon"... so what? are we gonna use the logic that if he were president he would've done something bigger? oh yeah he did.. it's called C5 Road Extension


Mar Roxas? meh.. he has the momentum.. he marketed himself already thanks to his Korina Sanchez and his padyak.. he's the ideal presidentiable... but not necessarily the ideal president... he'll most likely win.. and most definitely we'll always be on the losing end.. cha-cha will still be a problem by the time he wins... because cha-cha is the opiate of the congress..

*after downing a glass of wine*

I don't think people drink wine because it tastes good.. I think it tastes like some poison or something.. people drink wine because it... feels warm... it makes you feel like.. your chest is leaning on a warm sharp object.. feels nice but you can't help but feel afraid..

*after finishing a bag of chicharon with mang tomas dip*

I always feel sick when I finish a bag of chicharon with laman.. I feel like throwing up... I know I shouldn't be eating a bag of it.. but.. c'mon.. I know lots of people who shouldn't be smoking and/or drinking heavily..

*after trying to ignore the stomach's call to throw up*

I feel like shit... you always feel like shit... oh yeah.. you're right

*after 50 mg of diphenhydramine hydrochloride*

Mirjam is the first person in the house to actually notice that I am highly dependent on certain medications for certain needs... hooray for her.. but she has a flu and too bad she can't give me a prescription for melatonin..

I like Chiz Escudero.. just because he is young... we all like young people don't we? Mikko? Ponce? Daniel? oh yes.. I can actually visualize a better future with him and his family in the Palace.. but meh.. poor people don't like it when they don't have the spotlight... and with Mar Roxas and Manny Villar? they're definitely the senior citizens on a Jollibee queue..

but hey.. Bayani Fernando gives as much importance to the poor people as Mar and Manny's TV personas do.. but Bayani Fernando has a sense of humor.. he know how to make the poor people look like a bunch of queer-mos with pink homes... but sorry.. I do not like the way the Philippines would look like when he's seated.. sure he'd change the country for the better.. but my paranoid fantasies are telling me that we're looking at a probable conjugal dictatorship part 2..

and I hate how Marikina feels like.. I personally don't think that its part of the Philippines.. and I don't want the Philippines to turn into one big pink Marikina full of trees and unoccupied lots.. faultlines don't grow right?

whatever...


and Emannuel Dapidran Pacquiao... I'm pretty sure philippine politics couldn't go lower... and if you're THAT low.. the only way to go is up.. and Manny Pacquiao is basically the Barack Obama of the Filipinos.. President Obama is all about Hope right? and of course a recession busting economic stimulus plan that I'm pretty sure Manny Pacquiao doesn't have.. but my nigger won because he was marketed as the hope of the american people.. and what do people have when the Pac Man has an upcoming fight?

that's right... people say No to Cha-Cha..
thanks to Obamiconme and MS Paint for the crappy editing

*note: according to Paolo Quimbo.. tinalo daw ni Pacquiao si Obama sa Most Infulential Person of 2009.. kung galing sa international publication yan... eh ayos.. pero kung local lang... screw that! asahan mong mas influential si Obama keysa mga pulitika natin*