no, seriously... he speaks to me... by making shit happen to me.
cause a while ago during a family dinner with my aunts and cousins and all, I kept on saying "HAIL SATAN!" and after repeating the line every time I try to do something greedy on the dinner table, shit happened!
...my cheap touch screen phone got drenched in soda
...I slipped and my shin got hit by hard wood, and so did my head.
...and I go scorched by my uncle's cigarette.
GOD IS TELLING ME TO STOP HAILING SATAN!
...the last incident was a reminder how hot hell is!
...the 2nd incident was a reminder how I will be bludgeoned by satan's minions!
...and the 1st incident was a reminder that satan will take all of my possessions away!
those are 3 incidents... the number of absoluteness! THE HOLY TRINITY! 3 + 3 = 6 make it 3 digits... its 666!
666 IS REAL!
actually it gets creepier.. creepier.. mehehehe
before we left the place, a group of religious people was watching a documentary entitled...
666 IS REAL
SERIOUSLY GUYS, if that wasn't God speaking to me... its the Universe.. its Brahman! but point is these incidents are too creepy to just be dismissed as a coincidence. think about it... REALLY REALLY THINK ABOUT IT.
or just don't think about it, thinking and religion never did go too well together.
4 comments:
And your relatives aren't exactly conspiring to exclude you or something. =))
or stop being so clumsy and be more alert next time =))
My friend, you think too much =))
Seconded =))
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