new year celebrations

always suck...

for me at least...

cause there'll always be something or someone to ruin it one way or another...

but yeah.. I can't seem to remember a new year's celebration which didn't suck.. its like.. all of the sudden... everyone starts becoming an ass to Kenneth.. ONLY

'slike.. they always get the fat off from Kenneth's steak.. they always make Kenneth do things that will eventually piss them off.. they always see to it that the whole family is complete when watching fireworks.. and by complete.. what I meant was them minus Kenneth...

I don't think I'm getting too emo and stuff.. its not like I'm exaggerating things.. well.. maybe a little bit.. but who the fuck even reads this...

so yeah.. I'm going to even out the playing field by...

1. turning off the light in my room... because there is some superstition I think about the lights and the new year and stuff...

2. removing one of the wall clock's battery... because again.. there is some superstition about all of the clocks having to work in the household during the new years...

3. by wearing purple... cause everyone else is wearing red...

4. and by eating ahead of everyone else...

5. by putting all of the worcestershire sauce on my plate so they won't have any on their steaks

6. ...and BY NOT TALKING TO THEM OR GREETING THEM A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

hooray for minuscule rebellions! haha... all is well folks.. at least you don't act like assholes towards me.. y'know why?

...because something can't be if that something isn't an entity at all