summer, please do not bore me...

you've pretty much heard it more than a thousand times that summer tends to be boring...

and desolate... really.. cause I haven't had much contact with the human race.. the only times I get to talk is when I blurt out a half-witted remark about something on TV.. which nobody reacts to...

I really need to go back to school.. walk around the 21 and a half hectares of land.. under the searing heat... and eat as much cheap meals I could.. and go to my nigerian friend's pad... and sleep on his couch... while he blasts loud hip hop beats which seems pretty effective when I need to doze off for a while...

unfortunately, along with no human contact except my family.. I also have to live below the poverty line... cause it sucks.. to not be able to go to other people's houses because you have to spend so much just to get there... and so much more just to go back home...

so I don't have anyone to talk to... no money to spend... and no sponsors for any of my oh so very fun activities...

the only thing I can do is playstation, kick a small ball around my bedroom, use my mum's laptop while she's not around cause my PCs broken, and eat... and sleep.. and read whatever stuff there is in my other room.. unfortunately its such a chore to read The Absolute Sandman cause it feels like I'm gonna tear a page off every time I turn it...

the good part about all of this is I can enjoy the scenery... blue skies, green green grass of home, and the cold wind... cold wind yeah.. its summer time!

maybe I need to get a job or something.. or something to do.. something worthwhile.. cause ever since I graduated high school life doesn't seem to be worth living anymore.. I'm not going all emo and shit here... life is getting boring and stuff... opportunities in this country is way below zero and I am lazy as fuck so that plus that is one big waste of resources...

well I can sleep I suppose.. and go into the dream world.. maybe there I'll be able to see the girl I like so much... cause apparently I dreamt of her last night and I was able to talk to her.. something I might not be able to do in real life unless I've downed some drinks already... getting all chatty and confident and shit...

speaking of the girl I like so much.. I was able to find out her name and other things about her.. I did some detective work.. cause I am an online super sleuth.. I won't be revealing any other information about her here cause I've already committed some security breach.. and I wouldn't want to reveal too much of my identity... so allow me to call her the girl I like so much...

and I am going to sleep.. hoping to see her there cause life is boring here

ang stirero kong kaklase... bow

di ako directly involved sa mga panche-chenes ng mga kaklase ko kay James Louis Vital.. ang compulsive liar...

pero nakikita ko ang development sa isyu... nababasa ko ang mga usapan ng mga kaklase ko sa peysbuk at other stuff... kaya itong blag entry na to ay tungkol lamang sa stirero kong kaklase at ang kanyang demise...

Ang Stirero Kong Kaklase
sa panunulat ni: Boyet Poblacion
based on factual events

         ako'y isang studyante ng uste... isang undergraduate, liberal arts major sa economics... at ako'y may isang kaklase.. isang kaklaseng mahilig magkwento.. isang kaklaseng may malawak na imahinasyon.. at isang kaklaseng may problema.

...siya si James Louis Vital.. at ang tawag ng mga kaklase ko sa kanya ay James ngunit mas gusto ko siya tawaging Vital... kung baket ganun? nakakatamad pang i-justify.. at kung malaman niyo man ang dahilan ay wala itong significant na maitutulong sa development ng kwentong ito... dahil ano ba naman ang paki niyo sa iniisip ko kung ang storyang ito'y tungkol sa mga ginagawa ni Vital.

May ipapakita siyang picture, siya at isang babaeng sobrang puti.. old school.. naka-print pa.. mapapansin mo kaagad na ito'y lumang letrato.. nung panahon na uso pa ang mga de-film na camera.. sasabihin ni Vital na syota niya yun.. model daw ng icool na chewing gum.. at graduating student sa FEU..

barely legal

and in a few days that won't be the case... cause the age of consent here in the Philippines is 18.. right?

but yeah.. I won't be throwing some crap ass uninspired event or whatever.. I'd stay at home.. feed people.. let them play rock band or singstar or fight night.. something of the sort... I'd like my birthday to be about me... the altruistic me which doesn't show himself except ever once a year... which seems to be it...

meh.. I kinda don't want to call it a birthday or something.. sounds childish or something... lets just call it April 7... cause it kinda sounds cool and all with the number and the ambiguous meaning and shit...

but yeah... as it has always been April 7 will remain to be an underground elitist event.. so like... I won't be reminding everyone to go... I'd do things nonchalantly so I get to separate those who care from those who join bandwagons and stuff...

and as it has always been.. I will conceptualize shit on my blog which will never come to fruition but still.. if it were true that'd be kickass wouldn't it?

since I'd be 18.. and yes I am old and can buy magazines and liquor and can now go into movie houses which requires you to have tissues.. I feel like serving liquor.. although I wouldn't want anyone to get drunk... just high or a bit chatty.. no throwing up and shit... cause if you did.. I'd make every guest to kick you hard in the nuts..

and since I don't want anyone to get drunk.. the liquor budget will be spent on something which totally drain it in one purchase... so I am torn between Jagermeister and Hennessy...

since I love food and eating food.. I want April 7 to be more about the tastebud experience and less about who's celebrating it... so I'm thinking of serving my all time favorite dishes on the day even if they're not coherent or something...

so I'd be ordering in bulk from Mang Tootz.. like sisg and banana rama and shit... and I'd be serving some Mirjam style mashed potatoes.. then serve an extremely cheesy pizza on soft tortilla with lotsa blue cheese.. man that'd be awesome..

cause really now.. I'd like the activities on April 7 to have an underlying meaning.. like some symbolic type of shit..

so here's a little game... can you tell me the significance of those things to me and why?

nagrereview sana ako...

...pero math exam ko bukas at babagsak naman ako..

tska na-distract ako sa mga kaklase kong binabash ang kaklase kong compulsive liar... itago na lang natin ang kaklase kong compulsive liar sa pangalang James Louis Vital...

at marami siyang kwentong barbero.. at naiirita ang mga kaklase niya... pero ako hinde...

ewan.. namanhid na siguro ako sa mga compulsive liars.. kaya parang saken balewala na lang yung pagsisinungaling nung kaklase kong yun.. kaya pinapabayaan ko na lang yung mga kaklase kong pagusapan siya... dahil ayaw kong maging parte ng downfall ng isang tao... I am a nice guy and girls just like that.. okay.. TV reference na di mo siguro nagets...

mas mainam na yung tao na mismo sumira sa sarili niya.. at siya lang talaga.. wala nang ibang sisira sa kanya dahil... why kick someone who is already down?

love eat

blog

...I shall try to revive you.

no, this won't be politically charged.. cause I'm too stoned to even think...

pero di ko gets kung ano kinalaman ng mga nagawa o gagawin ni Bong Revilla sa senado dun sa campaign chorva niya sa TV... parang.. hello? litrato ng mga taong natapatan ng camera kaya ngumingiti? mga Ondoy pictures lang ata pinapakita niya dun eh... pero seriously... ikaw idol ko... tapos? legislator ka? di ko gets men kung pano mo gagawin trabaho mo...

buti pa yung patalastas ni Ralph Recto eh... nandun yung gagawin niya in yellow and red... kaso nga lang may sinabi siya tungkol sa bababa ang persyo? teka.. ayon sa fuzzy memory ko sa basic economics mabuti sa bansa na tumataas ang presyo ng mga bilihin... inflation ata tawag dun... kita mo nga amerika antaas ng presyo ng mga bilihin nila eh... maganda naman ekonomiya nila... o baka may mga mas nakakaalam sa topic na yan.. hopefully sana economics major rin

waw.. andami ko na palang na-type...

plano ko lang sana chuimka tungkol sa buhay ko at sa posibleng pag-summer class ko... pero crap.. wala na ko sa mood mag-kwento...

alright! gesundheit!

I am not a fan of Noynoy...

...but I'd vote for him

I was never really a fan of expecting people in government do to much for the betterment of our lives. I have always believed in the power of the private sector, and by private sector I mean the tycoons of foreign descent... and the richest pure filipino is a politician.

anyway

I'd vote for Noynoy not because I want to see him in office... cause honestly I'd really be voting Erap just for the heck of it... I'd be voting for Noynoy because I don't want Villar to win...

Villar's victory in the coming elections will prove that once again we filipinos are easily swayed by gimmicky advertising... thus proves that we haven't learned from our mistakes..

although even if Villar wins, I don't think it'll be the end of the world.. although the frequent earthquakes seem to suggest that the Mayan prophecy might be true..Villar will definitely use his powers as head of state to benefit his businesses... "kung gusto pang yumaman pa, babalik na lang ako sa pagkanegosyante".. oh yeah? I dare you to stop all operations from all businesses you own or involved with..

the scary part of him winning the elections and him proposing more projects to benefit his businesses is that the Villar name could probably become more prominent than any other clan in the Philippines.. thus perpetuating Villar's hold on the filipinos.. its like Marcos and the Conjugal Dictatorship part 2

but what I am really afraid.. or maybe not afraid.. like.. will be saddened when Villar wins is that it proves how the power of the mass media can do a good job of brainwashing or mind controlling us... we are under the power of radio signals

an evil guy seated in the government can be ousted with the people power. but when its the media we are talking about.. its something out of science fiction...

and when science fiction turns into reality.. now that is scary...